buzzfeed:

Kitty Forman: best mom or best mom?

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

I feel better about going on dates after my dad warns them not to harm me, so fuck you.

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

neversaygoodbi:

ethiopiankardashian:

she twerkin it while drivin doe

The ginger is eyeing dat ass

neversaygoodbi:

ethiopiankardashian:

she twerkin it while drivin doe

The ginger is eyeing dat ass

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

worldofollie:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

*Goes on a date*

Guy: Wow you smell amazing, what is that?

Girl: Oh thanks, it’s funeral home.

send me a color on anon
Deep Red - I request your company for pizza.
Red - We should watch anime together
Pink - I rather like your face
Blue - You’re beautiful
Rose - Your blog is great
Purple - You’re hotter than the southern hemisphere
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I'm rather fond of your blog
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - We should hook up
Tangerine - We don't have much in common but we should fuck anyway
Amber - Notice me
Cream - We don't talk, but your blog is A+
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

rexuality:

be my homosexual bae

my gae

kelliepink:

neverxfollow:

itscolossal:

Installed earlier this month in the Bahamas, “Ocean Atlas" by Jason deCaires Taylor depicts a young Bahamian girl carrying the weight of the seas. It is the largest sculpture ever deployed underwater and is built from special concrete that promotes the growth of coral and marine life in an attempt to draw diving tourists away from more sensitive areas nearby.

Fuck yes!!

paigeber
nerd-misfit-mentality:

I’m gonna go cry now

nerd-misfit-mentality:

I’m gonna go cry now