Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
I feel better about going on dates after my dad warns them not to harm me, so fuck you.
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
*Goes on a date*
Guy: Wow you smell amazing, what is that?
Girl: Oh thanks, it’s funeral home.
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
be my homosexual bae
Installed earlier this month in the Bahamas, “Ocean Atlas" by Jason deCaires Taylor depicts a young Bahamian girl carrying the weight of the seas. It is the largest sculpture ever deployed underwater and is built from special concrete that promotes the growth of coral and marine life in an attempt to draw diving tourists away from more sensitive areas nearby.
I’m gonna go cry now